You know when you try to hover your hand over your arm hair so that you don't touch the skin and it only brushes your arm hair? And it oddly feels nice?

I'd be doing that with this jacket since the cotton fibers feel so soft.

Not to sound weird but I would actually rub the sleeves of this shirt like I'm petting a dog since it feels so nice. In reality it just looks like I'm just caressing my arm weird.

Honestly, if I had an afternoon-nap-blanket made out of this pants and feels like this it'd be great.

Every time you give a hug to someone wearing this, you're going to think, "wow that's very soft" and your eyes will light up.

I could definitely sleep in this. I was also rubbing my face and head at the inside of the hood like this and it felt good:

The insides of the pants are so smooth that if you for some reason have to take your pants off suddenly, you can slide it off in a split second.

You'll find yourself rubbing your neck on the collar/lapel vigorously because the suede lapel is so smooth. You know, like a zombie that are shaking their heads/necks wildly when they turn into one 🧟‍♂️.